Assassination From A Lottery Ticket

Assassination From A Lottery Ticket is the eleventh track on the album Idle Brain Matters.

Theme
You sit there in your living room. Eager, waiting for the lottery results to come up on the television screen. This time you bought many more than you usually do. Oh, the first number is up. It is the right one, already going in the right direction. Two! You think this is your day. You look down at your lottery ticket to check the next number. The ticket is glowing red. What? The ticket is glowing red!! You don't know what is going on but suddenly you feel a intense burning sensation in your arms. You are on fire! Immense pain takes over all your senses. All you will remember of you remaining living moments are extreme pain everywhere. You never thought your end would be like this, spontaneous combustion leading to no remains and nothing to help people find out what happened. It is like you just disappeared, or turned to ash.