Drinking Is Bad, Said Saphkey

Drinking Is Bad, Said Saphkey is the 17th track on I Am The Corrupt. It is about drinking obviously, or rather based on real events. It is kinda a inside joke, because this Saphkey character is not exactly a person who refrains from drinking. He rather goes the other way and does some dangerous drinking... almost into alcoholism level. I don't think his liver is in good health. So the whole joke is that Saphkey saying this would be hypocritical and totally stupid.